Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Military TV Ads

ESCAPADE CATEGORY:Losing control to the PR guy

How do you get new recruits to sign up? Here are a few hilarious attempts from militaries of the world.

In this corner. The Japanese Maritime Defense Force via Wired Danger Room Blog.

In this corner, The Ukrainian Army.

girl 1: would u take us for a ride on your BMW?
BMW-driver: even to the end of the world!
soldier: hey, i'd like to drown some vodka, girls!
girl 1: just a second!
girl 2: where do you live?
soldier: right here- daytime at work, and at night in the clubs!
girl 1: which work???
soldier: contract of course!
blonde girl: contract?? marriage contract or what?
girl 3: army contract, stupid!
BMW driver: hey, don't you wanna ride on my car?
girls: forget it, take yourself for a ride!
narrator: it's about time for new heroes! with contract based service in ukrainian armed fores!

...and Somewhere in Space...The Taiwanese

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